The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…