It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
