We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
