It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life
