You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…