Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation
God is the world’s only super-bower
