You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
One thing I could do Was need control
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
