Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all