All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God