I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all