There is a place Where children are to be seen And not heard Where all the children are raised To keep up appearances

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…