In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too