You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we