After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria