It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
There Is Always Room For
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life