Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…

Serve (one another) and Play (together)

Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…