Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

There Is Always Room For

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads