Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Breathe in not out

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off