One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money