When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves