There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way