I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche