What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Time is relentless. Are you?
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
