They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…