To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–