Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude
God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
