Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
