The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable