Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted