I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion