You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
