You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–
Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear
In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…
