There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
