I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

It’s always darkest before the yawn

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought