Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–