We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss