Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

Bringing the unconscious into cons… Is a process of increasing your to… Miraculously It is simultaneously the process For increasing your tolerance of t…

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…