You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put