God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…