Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize