A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
