The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I have an idea: I have no idea
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
