The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

She may have lost the 2016 electio… but Hillary Clinton can claim a moral tie

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor