It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach