When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
