The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking