Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

All dressed down with nowhere to go