The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood