Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off