When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help