Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
