I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
